Why did you get into comedy?”
“People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought, “Fuck it, I might as well start charging them.”
– Sarah Millican (via threwawaythecolour) Via What A Wonderful Distraction You Are!my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
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Via And now for something completely different.
But we had a little fight, and now we’re walking in single file.








