Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
"I don’t know what’s better, getting laid or getting paid."
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
harry potter is the only thing im good at
LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons