sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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youknowyourebritishwhen:

alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

Ooooh

youknowyourebritishwhen:

alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

Ooooh

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

15 hours ago - via hi - org hovvell

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

midnightiscoming-kasabian:

Sources: The Times and The Sunday Times / gettyimages 

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto